What Is Sizing Like at Noisy May?

By Ella Blake — Fashion Stylist | Tellar Fashion Hub — Always honest, unbiased & unsponsored

Noisy May sizing runs small to true-to-size — and if you haven't been warned about that before clicking "buy", you may well end up sending back two parcels before landing the right fit. I've been there. I ordered a pair of their straight-leg jeans in my usual size 12 and they arrived looking more like drainpipes for someone considerably leaner. So yes, the general consensus — and my personal experience — is that if you're between sizes, size up.

So Who Exactly Is Noisy May?

Noisy May is a Danish brand sitting under the Bestseller Group umbrella — the same family as Vero Moda, Jack & Jones, and Only. It's aimed squarely at a younger, trend-led customer — think going-out tops, oversized denim, co-ords, and that effortlessly "thrown together" aesthetic that takes considerably more effort than it looks. Prices are accessible, quality is decent for the price point, and the trend turnover is fast. It's the kind of brand you raid when you want something fresh for a Friday night without spending a fortune.

The collections are heavily influenced by Scandinavian minimalism with a street-style edge — lots of neutral tones, slouchy silhouettes, and the occasional bold print. If you're in your twenties or just refuse to act your age (same, honestly), it's worth bookmarking.

Noisy May Sizing: The Details You Actually Need

Here's where it gets a bit nuanced — because Noisy May sizing isn't entirely consistent across categories. Let me break it down garment by garment:

Jeans & Trousers: This is where the "size up" advice is most relevant. The denim in particular comes up small — the waist is on the snug side, and the leg length can be short on taller women. I'd recommend going one size up from your usual and checking the inseam measurement if you're 5'7" or over. The good news is their oversized fits are genuinely oversized, so those tend to be more forgiving.
Tops & Blouses: Generally true-to-size, though if you're fuller in the bust, you may find the shoulders and chest a bit restrictive. The brand skews towards a slimmer, straighter cut — it doesn't account for curves especially well in more fitted styles. Going up a size here usually solves it without drowning you in fabric.
Dresses: Mixed bag, honestly. Wrap styles and looser cuts work well across body types. Bodycon styles come up small and the fabric has limited stretch, so again — size up if in doubt. Mini dresses tend to come up shorter than the model photos suggest, so keep that in mind if you're above average height.
Knitwear & Sweatshirts: The oversized knits are where Noisy May genuinely shines for fit inclusivity. These are designed to be roomy and they deliver. True-to-size or even sizing down works here. Fitted jumpers, however, are narrow through the body — go true-to-size and expect them to skim rather than drape.
Coats & Jackets: Mostly true-to-size. The cut is often boxy and relaxed so there's a bit more play here. Check whether you're buying an oversized style (in which case, true-to-size or even down) versus a tailored coat, where I'd go up one.

My Overall Verdict on Noisy May Sizing

The brand is clearly designed with a straight-up Scandinavian sizing template in mind — slim, straight, and not particularly curve-friendly in fitted pieces. That's not a criticism, just useful information. If you're petite, you'll probably love the proportions. If you carry weight in your hips and thighs, their jeans in particular may frustrate you — the rise is often low-to-mid and the hip allowance is limited.

One thing I've noticed is that Noisy May's size guide on ASOS (where a lot of UK shoppers find them) isn't always accurate either. Go by customer reviews and the "how does it fit" ratings — those are far more reliable than the brand's own chart in my experience.

Tips for Getting the Right Fit at Noisy May

When in doubt, size up — particularly for denim, fitted tops, and bodycon styles
Read the customer reviews obsessively — they're your best friend with this brand
Check whether the style is described as "oversized" — if so, you can go true-to-size or even down
For dresses, consider your height as well as your size — they run short
If you're petite (under 5'4"), you may find the proportions work brilliantly for you without any adjustments

High Street Alternatives if Noisy May Isn't Quite Right for You

If Noisy May's sizing or aesthetic isn't working for you, there are some brilliant alternatives on the high street and beyond. Here's where I'd look:

Zara — Similar aesthetic, similar price point. Also comes up on the small side but the size range is broader and the cut often suits curves a little better in denim. A go-to for trend-led pieces.
Mango — My personal obsession for elevated basics. Slightly more generous sizing than Noisy May and the quality feels a notch higher. Brilliant for that polished Scandi vibe.
ASOS — Endless options at a similar price point with far more size diversity. Their own-brand lines are surprisingly good for denim and going-out tops.
H&M — For budget-conscious trend-chasing, H&M delivers consistently. Sizing is more inclusive than Noisy May and the range is vast.
Urban Outfitters — A natural crossover if you love the Noisy May aesthetic. Similar younger, street-style energy with slightly more unusual sizing options and a broader range of fits.
Topshop — A classic for denim and going-out tops in particular. Sizing is broadly similar to Noisy May but there are more petite and tall options.
River Island — Particularly good if you want more curve-friendly versions of the same trend-led pieces. River Island tends to be more generous through the hip and thigh.

Premium Step-Up Options

If you want to invest a little more and get a better quality version of the same aesthetic, I'd point you towards Reiss for sharp tailoring and elevated basics, and Whistles for beautifully cut pieces that hold their shape wash after wash. Both brands do that understated, polished look without screaming logo — and sizing is generally more consistent and inclusive.

For a more designer take on the relaxed denim aesthetic, Citizens of Humanity and Paige are worth the investment if denim is your thing — the fit technology is genuinely superior and the sizing is far more thoughtful across body types.

Two Independent Brands Worth Knowing

I always like to shout out a couple of brands that aren't on every other round-up:

Damson Madder — A gorgeous independent British brand with a focus on sustainable, wearable fashion. Their sizing is refreshingly inclusive and their aesthetic has a similar effortless-cool quality to Noisy May but with more considered construction. Well worth a look.
Scamp & Dude — A UK indie brand that's having a real moment right now. The co-ords and loungewear are brilliant and the sizing runs generously. A great shout if you want something a bit different from the mainstream.

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